…Nor would she have to, because these games are awesome. Ah, this is a much better way to get hits than porn link-sharing threesomes!

We’ll tell you when you’re older.

The games at Conceptis Logic Puzzles are Picross variants, which appeals greatly to me, the remix-loving world we live in, and BARACK OBAMA. Ahem, sorry.

There is a little bit of registration to get past, but that’s what you’ve been saving that second e-mail address for, right? And not because, say, you’re a FREEDOM-HATING TERRORIST POLAR BEAR OUT TO EAT OUR OIL.

So check it out! I guarantee it will be PAWLENTY of fun! ho ho ho ho ho