So it’s time for the video game magnates of the world to congregate and smoke cigars in honor of making a killing off of a record-setting year. Yes yes, gentlemen, pat yourselves on the back and speculate about the future - wait, what:
“Israeli firm 3DV will be demonstrating its camera technology that can detect depth […]

Ahem! Today…

Super Widget is one of many undistinguished side-scrollers for the SNES. The controls are slippery and it is pretty easy, but in 1993 I was obsessed with this game. “Why?” You may ask that. You would even be right to! It’s a long story. Around that time I got my very first pet. […]

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
WARNING: I MAY HAVE GOTTEN REALLY DRUNK WATCHING THE KING OF KONG AND COOING OVER ALL THE FUNSPOT SCENES

In case you’ve never been linked to this, you’ve just read through Buttlord GT for the fifth time, or it’s been awhile since you’ve seen it, Polybius is proud to present:
The Doom Comic.
Best experienced when you (and perhaps a friend) read it out loud. Do the sound effects. SHOOOOF

Continuing in the vein of things only I care about (somnambulatory romhacks; my own dick), it is with great joy that I reveal to you all the thing that will kill your workday:
THE ANIMAL CROSSING MOVIE IS ON YOUTUBE

It’s a clump of eye-watering animu and there’s not much difference between the movie and watching someone […]