OK so I have a European Wii modded with a WiiKey and I got a daily build of the firmware a few days early because I know some guys and my penpal sent me an ISO of Smash Brawl two days before it hit Japan so I’ve been playing 16 hours a day and after unlocking Megaman at 100 hours of gameplay, Ridley after hitting the sandbag one kilometer, and Geno at speed-running SSE in under half an hour, I finally found the SUPER SECRET CHALLENGER:

The best part is that after I did it she leapt out of the 60″ 1080p TV I’ve been playing it on and dove directly into this very website, so I’m not sure if you guys will be able to select her as a character, but Polybius damn well can. What I’m trying to say is, everybody, please welcome Elizabeth to the editorial staff. I’ve been harassing her for three years to do this and she finally snapped.