WARNING: If you are not old enough to drink, do not play this game. Alcohol WILL make you sleepy, and you WILL be late for work. Alcohol is NOT a joke, even if it comes in a bottle with a funny name. You have been warned. Everybody else? Uncork the single-malt; it’s gonna be a […]

I really sort of hate corporate-branded Flash games1, but there’s something to be said about Line Golf, which, as you might imagine, is like Line Rider, except that you play golf on what you draw. The collision detection is super-wonky, but you can share courses, which MEANS (a) four thousand courses shaped like dicks and […]

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