DID YOU KNOW: When you get a job you can buy video games FOR REAL and not just talk about them, but then you have to do actual work and then yelling on the internet gets shelved behind “sleep” and “trying (and failing) to make a fritatta at 10:20 PM” and “playing Animal Crossing on the train even though this dude is giving you the stinkeye because your DS is teal.” It is really hard, but I recommend it (ONLY because then you never have to call KeySpan when you’re crying like “Please turn my gas back on I need to heat up this tomato soup because it has nutrients that I am calling out for on a cellular level.”) So that’s where I’ve been. Like I would just up and die without BLOGGING ABOUT THE ANIMAL CROSSING MOVIE??? Sigh~~

Also I found this Korean Flash game about farting discreetly, maybe you will like it.