Well friends, while Mr. Swift is having a down time, I must say that life in Chicago is GRAND! Truly, my job-having has not made life much sexier: I’m eating a lot of fruit leather meals, taping trash bags over holes in the shower wall, and sniffing underwear near the top of the hamper to […]

No, I did not get to hang out in the desert with all of the New-Media Journalists that Chuck Klosterman denies exist and fail to touch the Wii and scoff at the PS3 price point and sort of scuff dirt at the XBox360 which is already out and therefore BORING. I did not need to […]

Yes, Mega Man, you are a robot. I know that you are a robot, terrible Megaman 2 cover art notwithstanding, and clearly you know this as well, because you are sentient. But let me tell you something: If you are going to fight evil, and fight it with your usual array of 8-12 fancy guns, […]