Today I was hand-picked by Nintendo of America to provide my expert insight to the way they’re running their WiFi service, which doubtlessly proves that Reggie Fils-Aime reads this website, so let me make an aside here for a second: Reggie? Ol’ Jawctagon? Four words, bucko: Rock. And. Roll. Revolution. Just sayin’.
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If I owned the internet I would program it to literally punch you in the groin right now, without provocation and without offering to give you something in exchange, just Baf! right in the meat-beans or the canoe. But not because I hate you, because I do not, of course I do not, have you […]

I am not, in my heart of hearts, a gamer. I mean, sure, I’ve logged a few hundred hours in Final Fantasies, I’ve beaten Super Dodgeball on average once a month for the past four years, and I’ve even played my share of hacked/homebrewed/famicom-only ROMs on my trusty little computer emulator. But despite all of […]