Comments on: Nintendo Is Stealing My Wallet and/or Heart http://polybius.org/2006/02/15/nintendo-is-stealing-my-wallet-andor-heart/ Waving Its Hand Vaguely At Your Gaming Needs Since 2004 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:49:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Joseph http://polybius.org/2006/02/15/nintendo-is-stealing-my-wallet-andor-heart/#comment-11 Joseph Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:31:28 +0000 http://polybius.org/2006/02/15/nintendo-is-stealing-my-wallet-andor-heart/#comment-11 When I got my DS, people picked on me. "Why would you want a DS? PSP will be out soon." Needless to say, that kid dug himself an early grave. He died of PSP-related boredom. I disemboweled him and poured his blood onto my DS and jammed his kidney (only one because the other was removed and donated to his sister (I hit that)) into the cardslot to make it power. Now my DS keeps telling me to go to Tiananmen Square and deface that Mao picture. Oh, DS, you really are Japanese! Well, at least I have something to do tonight. When I got my DS, people picked on me.

“Why would you want a DS? PSP will be out soon.”

Needless to say, that kid dug himself an early grave. He died of PSP-related boredom. I disemboweled him and poured his blood onto my DS and jammed his kidney (only one because the other was removed and donated to his sister (I hit that)) into the cardslot to make it power. Now my DS keeps telling me to go to Tiananmen Square and deface that Mao picture. Oh, DS, you really are Japanese! Well, at least I have something to do tonight.

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