I would address this to our regular readers, as a cutesy lead-in, but we don’t have any, because we alienated them all by not updating this site for a year and a half after initial publication. Apparently — and you can take my word for it — it’s difficult to pen long and complicated reviews of games which take tens of hours to complete when you’re three months away from getting your B.A. and looking for a real job. Oops.

Well, flippancy is a dish best served cold, anyhow; I just spent a good six hours reworking the site into something that can be impetuously updated nearly at will, which, given the speed at which the internet propogates its own information, seems beneficial for everyone. Come for the sarcastic gibbering, stay for the long-form treatises on Japanese arcade games. You are a unique and delicate flower and we will be lucky to have you.