“Criminally-overlooked underwater cat-based puzzle game” is a hell of a tag for any game, but that’s Uopoko’s style.

The inaugural Daily Dare takes its author (and Ryu Hayubasa) down the long and torturous road toward Jaquio and the LIGHT and DARK statues. Being a ninja was a lot — a lot — harder before it got you into fighting games with breast-jiggle engines.